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Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...