Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
A Modest Essay
A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...