Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...