Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...