Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...