37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
What men say & what it
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Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...