Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...