What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...