Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...