You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...