A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...