Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...