Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...