Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Huge criminal record
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Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...