The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...