This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
PC Manifesto V3.0
The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...