Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...