Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...