Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...