Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...