Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...