Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...