What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...