I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...