Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...