Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...