Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.