Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant