Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...