Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...