Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....