Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...