Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...