yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...