Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...