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Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Arriving home very drunk
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Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Smaller or larger tuxedo
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Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...