DOUBLE VODKA
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Opposites attract
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Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
How many sheep do I have?
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I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Guyness Quiz
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What is the most damaging food?
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