Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...