Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.