The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...