Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....