Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...