The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
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Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Hamsterdam!
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Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Two Irish friends
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