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Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Buy machine factory
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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
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Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test
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