A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...