Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...