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The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
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Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
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Snowmen
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