It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...