Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Dictionary for women
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How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...