No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...